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But I'm kinda busy for the next few days, so I probably won't have much time to write stuff up. However, to keep you occupied, I'm going to be posting some of my latest poetry. I'll give you the story first:

It all started when I read this article which was subtitled "why one man loves spam" in the print edition. Turns out that he uses the spam to write spoetry, which sounded like the funnest idea ever.

I started with a Spaiku:

Re: alpha male juice
Change your love life forever
men this is your chance.

and sure, it broke a few of the rules of the haiku (didn't mention a season, "re" isn't necessarily a word (though it is a syllable), etc), but it was cute and fun.

So then I wrote an actual spoem:

What do you name your penis?
Tableaux cavalry.
Don't be silly,
We bring people together...
Online Swingers.

Are we sensing a theme here? Yes, I get a lot of spam about improving my love life and/or penis. About 100 spam a day in total goes to my yahoo account. These two subject lines are presented in their own unique spoem, to show off how random words can be used to make the most peculiar art:

edition bogota conspiracy johanson fullerton warranty carleton storehouse darling harness flaunt ignition obscure inequity military upton exorcism obelisk elena requited who've adsorption coefficient canny country voltaire hung
echelon pan parlance slob teaspoonful bedim should franciscan wapiti foursquare aldrich assault registry dublin mouton

Hmm... now that I think about it, I'm probably going to get blocked by all sorts of parental control programs now. I mean, I posted the word "exorcism" in my blog.

Dont Dare To Fcuk Bcos Ur Dickky Is Too Small?
crested ?
imperceptible ?
acute ?
[none] ?
abhorred ?
predatory ?
Don't Diet - Get Fit.
immediately get a result for little outlay,
NO Embarrassment. lithospheric.

There are more in the forums, in particular, in this post. I'll post some newer and blog-exclusive ones in a couple of days.

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