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Friday, July 25, 2003
Things that make me laugh include...The "Daddy On A Rampage" Scale -- D.O.A.R.S. - As outlined by Akin Z
| 0.- Glare - Barefist: | He's a stranger who's asking for the time. |
| 1.- Baseball Bat (iron): | He's a friend who's holding your hand to help you get off the bus. |
| 2.- Hockey Club (sharp): | He's a very good friend who's giving you a birthday hug. |
| 3.- Small Gun (.33): | He's a very, very good friend who's kissing you on the cheek (the friendly way!). |
| 4.- The Family's Sword: | He's kissing you. On the lips. He's your boyfriend. He's doomed. |
| 5.- Shotgun (single barrel): | He's kissing you, you are kissing back. Very intimate. |
| (double barrel): | Watch your hands you two! |
| 6.- Magnum (.45): | He's not watching his hands. Neither are you. |
| 7.- Hunting Rifle for rhinos): | Phew! It's getting hot in here! |
| 8.- Tommy Gun (classic design): | It's getting TOO hot in here! |
| 9.- Chain Gun (doom like): | Last warning... |
| 10.- Bazooka: | *blush* |
| 11.- Satellite Beam: | That's gross!!! AND DADDY SAW IT!!! |
| XX.- Tuxedo Suit: | Oh well... It happens in the best families... ^-^ (Happy ending!) |
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